Alright, so for those of you who didn't know that I'm on a 6 week vacation in Italy, guess what? I'm in Italy. Anyhoo, I've been staying out each night just chillin', but tonight I saw something that has forever changed how I view Italy. I was walking along, minding my own business opportunities, when I noticed what looked like a pile of diarrhea from several hundred elephants. When I realized it didn't just LOOK like it was moving, but that it WAS moving, I leaned in oh so foolishly to get a better look.
...It was cockroaches. I don't know if They had just finished off some poor italian child or old lady, but they were EVERYWHERE. Just remember this: The cockroaches come out at night. They are smart, they are fast, and they will come for you and murder you and everyone you love.
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Mood:
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Listening to: People dying outside.
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Watching: The blood flow into the sewers.
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Eating: Fear.
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Drinking: Fear.
i get the chills whenever they crawl on my arm though